- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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