What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Poop swing

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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nipple

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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