How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Poop swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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