What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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all your base are belong to mark

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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nipple

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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