what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

thumb_up thumb_down +22

THE GAME.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops