- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Pineapple.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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