Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

im a dragon, no im not

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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