A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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