What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

im a dragon, no im not

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

WHO WANTS SOW????

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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