Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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