Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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