- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Potato!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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