- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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