What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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