- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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