- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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