If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Racial Equality

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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can you touch your toes? no

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Women's rights.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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wael.. nuff said

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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