- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Click here to end the world.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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