too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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