- Anti Joke

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

a woman votes!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!