Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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