Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Justin Bieber

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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