- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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