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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Loner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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