- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

the WNBA

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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