- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

That's what she didn't say

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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