OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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