There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Women's rights

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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