- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

whos district champs not JM

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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