- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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