- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know what's cool? Yep.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

There's my tractor.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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