- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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