Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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RUN

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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