- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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