Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Hahaha

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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