- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Im taking a shit right now.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Your mom.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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