I hate blackniggers

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

knock knock come in!

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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