- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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