- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What is older than history?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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