- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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