Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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