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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Black people stink of shite!

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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