Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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69 :)

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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