- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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