- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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