- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Brain fart

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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