- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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