- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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