- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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