- Anti Joke

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

knock knock? come in

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.